WHAT TO PUT INSIDE ‘OPEN WHEN” LETTERS: Part 3

Man, missing someone is hard. Whether it be distance or just having to say goodnight, missing someone can be like waves crashing into you constantly. We have someone very special in our lives when we miss them in ways we never imagined we’d miss them. If you miss someone- although it sucks, you are a lucky soul.

Example Letter:

BABBYYYYYY,

Yes, I know this is hard. It must be one of those days. I’m really sorry that we are not together right now. I hate being away from you. Literally, why is this a thing? It shouldn’t be. We should be together forever, like physically together. I miss you constantly and It’s miserable without you around. Everyday I miss you is another day I fall harder. Hearing your voice and seeing you smile makes any hurt disappear in a moment. Having you hold me in your arms makes all my doubts disappear.

Every kiss is a smile waiting to happen. Each goodbye is a reminder of how precious every moment is with you. I love you so much. I could spend 100 years with you, nonstop, and still miss you the second you leave. Heck, I miss you before I leave. You make it so hard to say goodbye. And I never, ever want you to leave either. When I’m with you, hours feel like seconds. But when we’re apart, days feel like years. No amount of time with you is enough.

How Much I miss you…

Hey, I miss you like an idiot misses the point. I miss you like an old man’s urine stream misses the toilet. I miss you like a hooker misses her virginity. Baby, I miss you like Lieutenant Dan misses his real legs. I miss you like Shaquille O’neal misses free throws. I miss you like a stripper misses her pole. Oh and I miss you like the desert misses rain… FALSE, The desert lacks a central nervous system with which to miss said rain.

I only miss you when I’m breathing. Like, I really really miss you. but probably not as much as you miss me, because I’m freaking awesome. I’m probably kidding, I don’t know. I miss you more. Babe, I miss you like crazy. See me as soon as possible. I love you so much. See you soon.

Also Include:

• • If you write at all, you could write a poem. If not, just find a good one offline.
  • Print out pictures of yourslf because I’m sure they miss see how beautiful you are.

Memes

-Chrissy