Open When You are missing me a lot
In this letter, I put quite a few things inside. I write poems; in the envelope, I had a laminated poem I wrote for him. Also, I made a video of me redaing the poem to him, so he could literally here it from me while he is missing me. I put a song cover in this one also. (If you sing, just pick a song you would like).
I printed out pictures of me because for some reason, he thinks I am pretty lol. And the last thing I added was candy! I put in those extreme sour punch strips and put a paper on it that said “I miss you ‘extremely’ much. But thats optional. I love puns and stuff, so you will see a lot of that in these letters. And if you add candy, be sure to make sure it doesn’t go out of date for quite a long time so that you dont give him food that has expired by the time he opens it.
This is the letter that I wrote in this one:
Yes, I know this is hard. It must be one of those days. I’m really sorry that we are not together right now. I hate being away from you. Literally, why is this a thing? It shouldn’t be. We should be together forever, like physically together. I miss you constantly and It’s miserable without you around every second of the day. Everyday I miss you is another day I fall harder. Hearing your voice and seeing you smile makes any hurt disappear in a moment. Having you hold me in your arms makes all my doubts disappear.
Every kiss is a smile waiting to happen. Each goodbye is a reminder of how precious every moment is with you. I love you so much. I could spend 100 years with you, nonstop, and still miss you the second you leave. Heck, I miss you before I leave. You make it so hard to leave at night. And I never, ever want you to leave either. When I’m with you, hours feel like seconds. But when we’re apart, days feel like years.No amount of time with you is enough.
How Much I miss you…
Hey, I miss you like an idiot misses the point. I miss you like an old man’s urine stream misses the toilet. Literally, I miss you like a pedophile misses driving an icecream truck. I miss you like a hooker misses her virginity. Baby, I miss you like Lieutenant Dan misses his real legs. I miss you like Shaquille O’neal misses free throws. I miss you like a stripper misses her pole. Oh and I miss you like the desert misses rain… FALSE, The desert lacks a central nervous system with which to miss said rain.
Literally, I only miss you when I’m breathing. Like, I really really miss you. but probably not as much as you miss me, because I’m freaking awesome. Just kitten. I miss you more. Babe, I miss you like crazy. See me as soon as possible. I love you so much. See me soon.
We are obviously a joking kind of couple, so you don’t have to put those in there… unless you want to be cool. Like me. Also, memes would go great for this one… Here are a few ideas.
Thank y’all for reading todays!